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Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes

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Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes

We are in week thirteen of PiPT of 2016, which means weird bear creatures, eyeballs getting threatened and more!


༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱


Superman: The Coming of the Supermen #4

Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes
Written and Drawn by Neal Adams
Publisher: DC Comics

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Dave: Whatever happens Superman wants “to go to there.”

Dog: “Hey Orion, that’s great, but why are you telling me this while squatting on Wonder Woman’s invisible toilet?”

Man vs. Rock: All was forgiven though after Lex Luthor tweeted #ILoveHispanics on Cinco de Mayo.

Patrick!: Oh good, I paid full price for 23 pages of action, and one page is Orion and Moron-man discussing Motes.

Nick: You can be sure Supes is about to bring the pain when he damns an opponent’s eyes.

Hot Damn #2

Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes
Written by Ryan Ferrier | Art by Valentin Ramon
Publisher: IDW

Dave: Apparently the devil likes logos and a blob Hitler as a foot rest. I dig it.

Nick: Cursing Nixon and Hitler to an eternity of speaking without the use of their hands is impressively brutal.

Dog: You never want to see how the bratwurst is made.

Patrick!: I’ve got 10 bucks on Nixon’s head in the finger race vs. Hitler. Who’s in?

Man vs. Rock: They may look gross, but they sure do know how to finger a gal…


👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩


New Suicide Squad #20

Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes
Written by Tim Seeley | Art by Juan Ferreyra
Publisher: DC Comics

Dog: “… or a guy named for the 90s tribal that goes all the way around his biceps” — is how that quote ends.

Dave: Red pants is just how I like my women. Plenty of junk in the trunk that’s off to the side and unnaturally jutting out of her.

Patrick!: So I’ve got a limping, deviated septum, non-tattooed chick. I guess, thanks?

Man vs. Rock: “But for the sake of your face, may you never contract my pink eye.”

Nick: Damn your eye, Mr. Hockey Puck!


💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀


Weavers #1

Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes
Written by Simon Spurrier | Art by Dylan Burnett
Publisher: BOOM! Studios

Dave: It was a relief to know the face was missing because it was a prop.

Dog: Thomas the Tank Engine’s seen some s--t.

Nick: “Thomas flinched, but refused to drop his smile. ‘I’ve been through worse,’ he thought, ignoring the blood seeping into his gears. ‘I made it two years with Ringo Starr as my conductor.’

Patrick!: So Dr. Octopus is in Aunt May now? Man, they’re just stretching this as far as they can.

Jordan: I concur. Try harder man! His body isn’t completely cut in two! Do better!

Man vs. Rock: This is what happens when we let old people keep their driver’s licenses.

Rat Queens #16

Panels in Poor Taste: 05/06/2016 – Damn Your Eyes
Written by Kurtis J. Wiebe | Art by Tess Fowler
Publisher: Image Comics

Dog: “You find out they’ve been slipping steroids into your Chobani for six months!”

Nick: Damn your septum!

Dave: I hate it when people cut me off too.

Patrick!: See? Gingers. Always a problem.

Jordan: Scientific Fact of the Today: The head is composed of nothing but jam and tomato paste. Skulls and brains you heard of are nothing but a legend.

Man vs. Rock: I mean, let’s not kid ourselves here, guys … we’d still tap that…

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