Calling all weirdos. PiPT is back for its fourteenth week of 2016! Contributions this week come from Image, IDW, Marvel, and Dark Horse Comics!
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱
Amazing Forest #6
Written by Ulises Farinas & Erick Freitas | Art by Mike Prezzato
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Dave: It took a virus, but Harold finally proved to the ladies he was well hung. So well hung he was hung in more than one place!
Patrick!: Finally, the government has released the Undead Jack Kirby after the internet freakout over Captain America.
Jordan: As a cat owner, cat tumors growing out of you is something I’m not familiar with. All I thought I had to worry about just being bitten or scratched.
Dog: Enough with the fucking Zika alarmism.
Nick: This made me want to play the Kirby games again.
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩
Civil War II #1
Written by Brian Michael Bendis | David Marquez
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: Robot Hitler is a real thing if Tony says it is; I mean, just look it up in the 2025 encyclopedia Britannica!
Jordan: I bet you that already exists on the internet.
Nick: *opens private browsing window*
Dog: “And baby Hitler looked at me!”
Savage Dragon #214
Written and Art by Erik Larsen
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Gratuitous upskirt shots either mean we’re in the 90s or Japan is heavily involved with Image Comics content.
Patrick!: Maybe I should start watching tennis…
Jordan: Punch him so hard that all that was left was an arm… and I think a foot. It’s hard to say given the artwork.
Nick: Some folks simply turn the other cheek, but she gave us both.
Dog: The gravity of those cheeks caused his chest to go nova.
💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀
Amazing Forest #6
Written by Ulises Farinas & Erick Freitas | Art by Mike Prezzato
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Dave: The Cats revival Broadway show sure did end with a bang. A new lead actor had to be hired before every show!
Patrick!: Ryan was just not that reliable. To be blunt? He’s a pussy, and he goes to pieces at the drop of a hat.
Nick: Dare you to find the cat with the biggest smile on its face.
Dog: Bob Barker thought he’d found a way to control the pet population, but what the cats did in response would doom us all.
Old Man Logan #7
Written Jeff Lemire | Art by Andrea Sorrentino
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: That’s what happens when you get handsy.
Patrick!: After death? I become Passive Aggressiveness. Annoying Voicemail Notification. Telemarketer.
Jordan: Hopefully that person didn’t need their hands… or their torso… or anything in general…
Dog: Easy to slaughter a cyborg that’s apparently constructed of bicycle gears and bent hubcaps.
Predator: Life and Death #4
Written Dan Abnett | Art by Brian Albert Thies
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Dog: Chiropractic kills.
Dave: This is the only case where someone threatening to beat you to death with a spinal column should be taken seriously.
Patrick!: David Lee Roth is fighting a (to the tune of Panama) PRED…A…TOR? PRED…A…TorrrrOrrr.
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