Connect with us
Batman: Damned #2 review: A bloody mess

Comic Books

Batman: Damned #2 review: A bloody mess

Damned wants you to think it’s important. Meaningful. It isn’t.

Situated with eight 10/10 and twelve 9/10 reviews on Comic Book Roundup, Batman: Damned #1 was a smash success for Brian Azzarello and DC’s new Black Label. Unfortunately, I felt supremely left out of the loop by utterly disdaining #1. It was pretentious, shooting us up with enough absurd jabs at maturity to down a field of elephants. So is this follow-up issue any different? Not enough.

Because Batman and Constantine have finally teamed up (if you can call it that), there’s slightly less obnoxious poetic voice-over trumpeting the themes and motifs. This issue is able to get down to the amusing concept of two anti-heroes, both who deal in the muck of evil, uniting over the possible death of the Joker. I say possible because Batman believes he’s still alive, a concept vaguely reminiscent of the classic noir, The Third Man. Unfortunately, this dynamic is spoiled by Constantine physically sitting most of this one out.

Listen to the latest episode of our weekly comics podcast!
Batman: Damned #2 review: A bloody mess

But not surprisingly, we’re still blessed with Constantine (or should I say Azzarello) hollering to the back row with voice-over. Every other word is in ALL CAPS and in an edgy font, telling you how nihilistic, like, life is, dude. However, this isn’t quite the most irritating element of this issue, since there are some lines that transcend their silly presentation and actually make you think, namely, “What don’t kill us…eats us alive.” Of course, this is accompanied with the image of a bat baring its fangs and lack of tonsils. Subtle, this is not.

No, the silliest scene has to go to a flashback where Bruce witnesses his parents fight. The scene plays with derivative dialog so the characters can tell the audience exactly what their sentiments are. For example: “You’ll have this house over my dead body!” from Martha and “Dad! We got things to do! Mother wants you! I know she does!” from Bruce when his Dad drives away.

This is immediate followed by Bruce shooting a cap pistol at his mom’s head, which is…actually quite funny. Are we supposed to take Martha’s speech about the evils of guns to Bruce as a precursor to his aversion to them, aside from, you know, the Wayne’s getting gunned down?

Batman: Damned #2 review: A bloody mess

The only semblance of structure in Damned consists of Batman running around, encountering people that only speak in barely veiled metaphors sprinkled with flashbacks. Over and over again. To just name a few cameos, Batman meets a scarred rapper named Blood (yes, really), Deadman, and even Harley Quinn–who’s given an embarrassing moment where she tries to give Batman “le petite morte” for “revenge” (GROAN). None of their appearances add much other than pointing out how miserable Batman is. It’s episodic, and not in a good way.

Thematically, Damned covers ground we’ve all seen and thought before. What if Batman went too far? What if Batman took over Bruce? Any 12 year old has thought of that, although that doesn’t necessarily mean the concept can’t be done. The very recent Batman: White Knight worked well enough in its first issues with that same idea. But Damned doesn’t develop and instead uses the theme to coast on its own supposed import.

Lee Bermejo’s photo-realistic style is towering in its prowess. Everything from textures to facial expressions are given immense detail. Under his pen, Gotham is festering and sickly, a nightmarish carnival made of empty, gothic streets.

Batman: Damned #2 review: A bloody mess
Batman: Damned #2
Is it good?
Damned wants you to think it’s important. Meaningful. It isn’t. It’s little more than edgy shock value with heinously conceived jabs at meaning. At its worst, this issue is so embarrassing it’d work as a comedy.
Bermejo’s art is too good for this.
Batman/Constantine dynamic—if ever so brief.
Side characters are either embarrassingly over-the-top, useless, or both.
Fake-deep message about Batman “going too far.”
Lack of coherent pacing or structure.
Pretentious voice-over.
Unintentionally funny.

Become a patron today to get exclusive perks, like access to our exclusive Discord community and our monthly comic book club, ad-free browsing on, a physical trade paperback sent to your house every month, and more!


In Case You Missed It

Bryan Danielson suffers leg injury at AEW Rampage tapings Bryan Danielson suffers leg injury at AEW Rampage tapings

Bryan Danielson suffers leg injury at AEW Rampage tapings

Pro Wrestling

Shining Girls (AppleTV+) Shining Girls (AppleTV+)

‘Shining Girls’ episode 6 ‘Bright’ recap/review


Stephanie McMahon Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie McMahon taking a leave of absence from WWE

Pro Wrestling

'Prehistoric Planet': an unofficial scientific guide to 'Coasts' 'Prehistoric Planet': an unofficial scientific guide to 'Coasts'

‘Prehistoric Planet’: an unofficial scientific guide to ‘Coasts’


Newsletter Signup