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Panels in Poor Taste: 5/2/14 – Naked Spider-Men and Eyeballs Galore

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Amazing Spider-Man #1


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Written by Dan Slott | Art by Humberto Ramos

Dave: Public masturbation is a crime!

Greg: I’m calling it right now: Spider-Man’s next bold costume redesign will be made entirely out of highly suggestive web fluid.

Sean: You’re not supposed to ‘thwip’ in public, Mr. Man.

Dog: “If web thong persists for more than an hour, consult a physician.”

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Sean: I do not want to join that club. I’m pretty sure that club already exists. That way lies madness, and furries, and mask cosplay.

Dave: If this goes down a furries road I am checking out of Spider-Man. What’s next, Spider-Man/furries fan fiction?!

[See Dave with a devilish and knowing grin as he types “The End” on a typewriter. The title of the page reads, “Dave’s furriest Spider-Man sexploits.”]

Greg: Much like Miley Cyrus herself, I doubt that the bottom right panel will age well.

Dog: Miley’s just a Dazzler tribute act, anyway. I’ll take notice when she writhes around on stage in a wedding dress and roller skates.


Warlord of Mars: Dejah Thoris Vol. 5: Rise of the Machine Men (TPB)


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Written by Robert Place Napton | Art by Carlos Rafael, Debora Carita

Dave: No Deja, everything is not alright. That bottom is being held by a literal thread…a fashion no-no!

Dog: Thomas Jefferson of Mars will bring a great nation upon the Red Planet!

Sean: Thanks for the input, special needs Bruce Campbell.


V-Wars #1


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Written by Jonathan Maberry | Art by Alan Robinson

Dave: After six Botox injections, this may also happen to you too.

Dog: The graphic novelization of the Zapruder film doesn’t really capture Kennedy’s likeness.


Wynter #2


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Written by Guy Hasson | Art by Aron Elekes

Dave: Sex and parents go together like peanut butter and shards of glass.

Dog: In the future, even the coming-of-age milestone of walking in on your parents bumping uglies will be automated and depersonalized. Pity Big Brother; he has to watch the whole thing.

Sean: Alex Junior is the name of his…


Dream Police #1


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Written by J. Michael Straczynski | Art by Sid Kotian

Dog: “The Dream Police no longer live in his head,

the Dream Police tore his braincase to shreds.”

Dave: Losing chunks of himself is a new diet putting bulimia to shame. It’s called chunk-light.

Greg: Is this what happened to Billy Batson in the first draft of Captain Marvel/Shazam?


Wonderland: Asylum #4


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Written by Pat Shand | Art by Elmer Cantada

Dave: Crossfit has gone way too far. Decapitation with a one armed wielded knife is classic bad form!

Dog: The DC/Dark Horse crossover you’ve all been waiting for! Jervis Tetch IS the Superior Buffy!


Loki: Ragnarok and Roll #3


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Written by Eric M. Esquivel | Art by Jerry Gaylord

Dave: Collecting imagery for this column has proven one thing, and that’s the ability of artists to make brains fly out in so many different ways.

Sean: They do love their flying eyes.

Dog: Bitten by a radioactive Pete Townshend, Pete Townshend-Man takes his confused urges out on bears everywhere!


Zombie Tramp


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Written and Art by Dan Mendoza

Dave: Those hips and shelf of a rack are criminal. Seriously. They should be criminal to any little girl who thinks that’s what a body should look like.

Dog: Well, at least he depicts the consequences of such misproportions. Poor girl snapped in half like a twig supporting two bowling balls.

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