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Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks

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Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks


Original Sin #1


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Mike Deodato Jr.

Dave: It’s going to be a real bitch burying that huge creature. Maybe get a horse grave digger?

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Dog: The original tag line for the event was, “Who skullfucked the Watcher?”


Grimm Fairy Tales #97


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Shane McKenzie | Art by Antonio Bifulco

Dave: The Tooth Fairy is just getting greedy. First teeth, now entire skeletons?! What’s next, Bone Thugz N Harmony? ::rimshot:: ::groans::

Dog: I’m not particularly interested in Mortal Kombat’s “Childhood Favorites” DLC.

Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks

Dave: You knew it was your mother as you chewed through her and didn’t stop it’s your fault for not stopping. Nice job, tooth baby.

Dog: If only the Tooth Fairy had gotten there sooner!

Patrick: What the hell is Verne Troyer doing in that woman’s womb? And why is he so damn pleased with himself?


68: Rule of War #2 (of 4)


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Mark Kidwell | Art by Jeff Zornow

Dave: How did they get a picture of Joan Rivers from the 2050?

Dog: It’s like some kind of cyborg scarecrow. Sent back in time to kill the leader of the Sparrow Resistance.


Fatale #22


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Ed Brubaker | Art by Sean Phillips

Dave: Humpty Dumpty: the live action version.

Dog: Serial killers practice on animals first. Then people. Then they’re finally ready to be master jack-o-lantern carvers.

Patrick: Max Headroom sure is looking gaunt these days.


Nailbiter #1


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Joshua Williamson | Art by Mike Henderson

Dave: Does he pinky promise?

Dog: My manicurist is a bit … unorthodox.


Revenge #3


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Jonathan Ross | Art by Ian Churchill

Dog: If American Psycho was a furry.

Dave: The dog ears remain the same size but the snout is super short…how?


Revival #20


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Tim Seeley | Art by Mike Norton

Dog: “It’s liquor before beer, dear. I’ll switch when I’m off duty in three hours.”

Dave: “For the last time Martha, cut your neck open after you serve the guests!”


The Woods #1


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by James Tynion IV | Art by Michael Dialynas

Dave: General Mills should have never made children-fruit snacks. The bats just love them!

Dog: I’ll accept a little scalp mutilation and demon rabies if they help keep the mosquito population down.


Dead Letters #2


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Christopher Sebela | Art by Chris Visions

Dave: I love the singing duo of whistles and speechless. It’s bloody good!

Dog: I honestly have no idea what’s happening here. It looks like an alien bursting from the chest of a young, angel-winged Abe Vigoda.


The Sixth Gun #40


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Cullen Bunn | Art by Brian Hurtt

Dave: Perfect storyboards for a potential Tums commercial.

Dog: “Not EVEN from my cold, dead hands!”


Suicide Risk #13


Panels in Poor Taste: 5/9/14 – Tooth Fairies and Human Toothpicks
Written by Mike Carey | Art by Elena Casagrande

Dave:Somebody used an eraser on that guy’s head.

Dog: What’s Naked Man gonna do to that guy’s neckhole OHMYGOD WE FOUND THE WATCHER’S KILLER!

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