We’re eight Panels in Poor Tastes deep into the year. Do you agree with our favorite picks of WTF, gore, and sex? Scroll down to see for yourself!
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱
Pencil Head #3
Written and Art by Ted McKeever
Publisher: Image Comics
Dog: If it quacks like a duck, and looks like the Star Wars asteroid monster with hands, it’s … uh, I don’t know; induction is failing me here.
Dave: The Christmas Carol porno directed by David Lynch was certainly a more sexualized version of his typically messed up sense of storytelling.
Patrick!: The rebooted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks way more scientifically correct at least.
Man vs. Rock: So that’s what a classroom in Alabama looks like …
Nick: Huh. That’s the same thing I saw after accidentally taking my Adderall medication twice.
Lisa: Exactly how I feel when I have to feed the cat in the middle of the night. Nailed it!
Birthright #15
Written by Joshua Williamson | Art by Andrei Bressan
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: And that’s why you wear a helmet to the best damn haunted house in America.
Lisa: On newsstands now, US Weekly: “Stars without Makeup”.
Nick: The McRib is back…and it’s angry.
Dog: You’d be pissed too if those miracle, non-stick oven mitts melted onto your arms.
Patrick!: Artist: ‘Ok, what do you want it to look like?”
Writer: “I don’t know man, make it look like Lady Gaga had sex with the necromorph and gave birth to a fashion designer baby.”
Artist: “I got you fam.”
Man vs. Rock: The soldier was going to shoot, but then he remembered that Siamese Tentacle Monsters are an endangered species, and he really didn’t want to deal with the backlash from PETA.
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? The best sexytime of the week 🏩
Deathstroke #16
Written by: James Bonny | Art by: Paolo Pantalena
Publisher: DC Comics
Russ: Lips on helmet = extra sass when using the putdown “Douchestroke.”
Dave: “Douchestroke” was never as clever as Jock-cock.
Man vs. Rock: An unfortunate family name, but did you know that the Douchestrokes invented the combustion engine and helped found New York?
Dog: If women have to take a donkey punch, it’s only fair that men get douchestroked now and then.
Lisa: Ladies, want to feel fresh and confident? Need a little “me time”? Feel as fresh as a daisy while you release the day’s tension with Massengill’s new Douchestroke. Now available with five speeds and a new lavender scent.
💉 Is that blood? Best gore of the week 💀
Cry Havok #3
Written by: Simon Spurrier | Art by: Ryan Kelly
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: And finally, Nicolas Cage’s intense screams of, “Not the bees” was proven to be a valid fear.
Lisa: “This is for all our brethren in glass prisons!”
Dog: Not many people know that Genghis Khan’s true military might came from his early mastery of the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
Man vs. Rock: Everyone knows the easiest way for the human male to get an orgasm is by having giant insects fly through your heart … the ole Guy Fieri is what we called it in Sex Ed class.
Grayson #18
Written by: Collin Kelly, Jackson Lanzing | Art by: Roge Antonio
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Bronze Tiger is really just a much more violent Donkey Punch.
Man vs. Rock: That woman will think twice next time she tries to vote for Bernie Sanders!
Lisa: Seth Rogan may be onto something. Looks like that chick’s watermelon Bubble Yum just went ape shit on her.
Dog: Really, this whole sequence is like a checklist of awful, teen-imagined sex acts that have never actually been attempted.
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