We are officially done with half the year and to celebrate we collected the best and most memorable panels from comics out this month. What did we find? June was a surprisingly funny month! Check out the panels below which come from Marvel, DC Comics and Image Comics!
Wonder Woman Annual #1
Written by Greg Rucka, Various | Art by Nicola Scott, Various, Liam Sharp
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Of course his real name is Batman. Does this prove he’s demented?
Patrick!: Bruce Wayne died in that alley. Bruce Wayne is the false identity.
Lisa: Pretty soon he will just be .
Grrl Scouts: Magic Socks #2
Written and art by Jim Mahfood | Color by Justin Stewart
Publisher: Image Comics
Dog: The Illuminati’s most powerful artifact: The Blue Galoshes of Destiny
Dave: I kind of love in creator Jim Mahfood’s mind Genghis Khan, Hitler, Nixon, and the guy who started the Tupac/Biggie battle are the most evilest of evil.
Lisa: “Craftiest of facial hair” I wonder how that translates to the rest of the manscaping. [raised eyebrow]
The Unbelievable Gwenpool #17
Written by Christopher Hastings | Art by Gurihiru
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: OMG she woke up standing on the pages that just came before in the book. #metaAF
Dog: Gwen returns from the comics world to the real one, to take over with the power of pink text boxes! Eerily similar to Hitler’s rise to power.
Nova #7
Written by Jeff Loveness, Ramon Perez | Art by Ramon Perez
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: So Richard Rider (some might call him Dick) is battling a tentacle and decides to do this? Well played Marvel.
Jason: This looks more like a DeviantArt page than a Marvel book.
Lisa: Wow! And just in time for Pickle Fest.
Brian: Travel the galaxy, they said. Meet new life and new civilizations, they said. Lousy Nova Corps recruiters.
Detective Comics #958
Written by James Tynion IV | Art by Alvaro Martinez
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: I’d like to think Kristen Stewart reads this comic and gets a chuckle.
Jason: Maybe Kate thinks K. Stew’s history with vampire movies means she could hook her up with enough blood to make her look less like the freshly dead.
Patrick!: Why in the hell is Kate this pale? WTF is happening here?
Dog: She made a pledge to not go outside until the Knicks win two in a row. :( :( :(
Planetoid Praxis #5
Written and drawn by Ken Garing
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: The last time I regurgitated an eyeball in my mouth tube I saw things.
Patrick!: Great, another trip to Four Eyes for us. Kids cost TOO DAMN MUCH.
Dog: Never get into a staring contest with a creature that naturally moistens its eyeballs with saliva.
Brian: This scene in Beetlejuice always made my stomach queasy.
Deadpool #32
Written by Gerry Duggan | Art by Matteo Lolli
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: Oprah is not impressed!
Patrick!: Where’s Bob? Is Bob dead?
Dog: Mail Hydra! … a copy of the death certificate so his family can collect the policy benefits.
Brian: Hail Nobra!
Sam Wilson: Captain America #23
Written by Nick Spencer | Art by Joe Bennett (Colors: Matt Yackey; Inks: Joe Pimentel)
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Jason: Gotta pay the mole toll, if you wanna get this boy’s soul.
Dave: Fargo is too offensive for Hydra. Who knew?
Patrick!: Is this the way Sam gets Mole Man to fight against Hydra? HYDRA CANCELLED FIREFLY TOO MOLEY.
Lisa: This guy needs Fios.
Brian: Does Moleman not have Netflix because he lives underground?
Generation X #3
Written by Christina Strain | Art by Amilcar Pinna
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dog: Rousing speech there, General Patton, really makes me want to take a laser blast to the face for you.
Dave: This makes me wonder, do the X-Men have a chest of old costumes just laying around?
Jason: Pretty sure Hindsight got that oversized yellow X Starter parka at Grant Morrison’s yard sale.
Eric: This looks like New X-Men 2.0 except the guy to the far right missed the memo and is instead paying homage to Adam X the X-Treme.
Batman #24
Written by Tom King | Art by David Finch
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: I guess Jim Gordon can wait.
Patrick!: Please tell me someone wrote in that she stole the diamond in that ring on the first caper she met Batsy on?
Brian: When I proposed to my wife, I made sure to have a giant floodlight project my name on the clouds. Works every time.
Dog: Bruce wanted to propose in the park on a sunny, summer afternoon, but … Gotham.
Dark Knight III: The Master Race #9
Written by Frank Miller, Brian Azzarello | Art by Adam Kubert
Publisher: DC Comics
Lisa: Hold on. Trump doesn’t know the word atmosphere. That’s far too many syllables for him.
Patrick!: Even in comic-books, the Fox and Friends morning show people are morons.
Dave: I love that Shaq and the NBA announcers get a spot in the top news people.
Dog: I always wondered what Superman’s emission standards were like. Time to install a catalytic converter in his ass. For the sake of the planet!
Brian: They’re gonna get phone calls.
Ben Reilly: The Scarlet Spider #3
Written by Peter David | Art by Mark Bagley
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Jason: Does…does Ben Reilly have boobs?
Lisa: Looks like a B cup to me.
Dog: Yeah, the Jackal threw in a little extra. “I’ll give him the parts I wish I had!”
Patrick!: I lose interest in this series with every panel posted. Ugh.
Written by Scott Snyder & James Tynion IV | Art by Andy Kubert
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Leave it to Batman to play “The floor is lava and it’s the only place to touch.”
Brian: No one took Batman seriously when he asked what the scariest way to pick up dates would be.
Dog: Fortunately for Dr. Madison, his parents had warned him about getting into anthropomorphized, temperature-resistant, subterranean exploration vehicles with strange men.
Patrick!: “I need yore booahts, yore cloaaaths, and yore motoahhhcycleauahhh”
Rocket #2
Written by Al Ewing | Art by Adam Gorham
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: Iguana Daredevil just wants to play.
Patrick!: Isn’t that a Chameleon?
Dog: One eye on Elektra — one eye always transfixed on JUSTICE.
Rock Candy Mountain #3
Written by Kyle Starks | Art by Chris Schweizer
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Blood geysers do in fact occur naturally in the crotch area.
Dog No fair using your hands on the piñata!
Lisa: “HR Office Dont’s” a simple film about anger management
Green Lanterns #24
Written by Sam Humphries | Art by Carlo Barberi
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Is the cowboy hat construct really necessary?
Jason: I’m more bothered by the construct chaps.
Patrick!: Guys, he made a light mullet. You’re focused on the wrong AWESOME THING.
Brian: The light constructs wouldn’t work without the light costumes. That is just a fact. Ask light Jimi Hendrix over there.
Dog: Instant, mental squid tentacles? Nova would LOVE this guy.
Lobo/Road Runner Special
Written by Bill Morrison | Art by Kelley Jones
Publisher: DC COmics
Dave: Road Runner wears an apron well.
Dog: Is the safe … Trump? And the Road Runner is Bernie Sanders? Maybe everyone’s right, and comics should avoid politics. The New Yorker’s second grade-level puns will surely end tyranny all on their own.
Dark Knight Master Race #9
Written by Frank Miller, Brian Azzarello | Art by Adam Kubert
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Zach Snyder’s second Superman film is tentatively called “Superman: Sonofabitch”
Brian: He punched that dude’s face into a Picasso.
Dog: You’ve seen him run at near-light speed around the fucking world, but it’s only NOW you figure out that he’s FAST?
Reborn #6
Written by Mark Millar | Art by Greg Capullo
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Giving a big dog armor is basically asking to get bruises.
Dog: And Chewbacca still doesn’t get a medal.
Deadpool #32
Written by Gerry Duggan | Art by Matteo Lolli
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: This is in fact true: The Amazing Spider-Man” #96-98 – Green Goblin Reborn (1971)
Dog: I hate to imagine the visual pun when Deadpool decides to break the ban on “smoking a cigar.”
Patrick!: BRING BACK PENANCE. MAKE PENANCE STRONG AGAIN.
Jason: Pat doesn’t speak for all of us. Unless we’re talking about Penance from Generation X…wait, no that was bad too.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #21
Written by Ryan North | Art by Erica Henderson
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Eric: Little did audiences know that Spider-Man: Homecoming would be the most heartbreaking film in franchise history. Also, Tom Holland has a lack-of-skin condition.
Dog: Misaligned Krang NO MORE!
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