My team might have lost Super Bowl LII, but at least I had of one of our generation’s most soothing, sexiest voices in which to find some solace during halftime and postgame… no, not Justin Timberlake — who else but Deadpool?
The Merc with a Mouth took to Twitter last night with his #DPtheSB campaign, one that included plenty of uh, unique player commentaries, gametime analysis and of course — ball jokes.
Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do… #DPtheSB #SBLII https://t.co/YGlQ6DZhbU
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
The real reason Deadpool 2 didn’t get a Super Bowl commercial.
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we're all winners. #CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
— Mitch (@koumelis) February 4, 2018
The Eagles and Patriots combined for three missed kicks in Super Bowl LII, so Deadpool’s reference to Lucy from Peanuts here stings extra.
Also, TIL Lucy’s last name is van Pelt.
Feel ya on the hand thing, Tom. Good thing we both have that mutant healing factor, huh? #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/aRKcNdOt7a
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
I wonder if even Deadpool’s healing factor would allow him to stomach avocado ice cream.
BRB, duty calls. #DroppingAStaley #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Nothing like toilet humor when you’re in a shitty mood. ‘Pool drops two potty puns here, the second of which refers to former NFL player/current Eagles running back coach Duce Staley and has instantly become a part of my lexicon. #DroppingAStaley
Remember when JT was part of [Redacted by @20thCenturyFox]'s [Redacted by @20thCenturyFox] Mouse Club? #PepsiHalftime #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Wait, I thought Disney bought Fox?
Who's here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
We wouldn’t expect anything less.
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
There’s that self-deprecating humor we love so much.
Gronk reminds me of a cooler, more athletic, better looking Colossus. Hell of a tight end, too. #GronkSpike #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Tight end innuendo sure is predictable, but it never isn’t funny.
Gronk is a monster and had a monster game with 9 receptions, 116 receiving yards and 2 TDs.
I know juggled balls when I see them. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Ball joke #2.
He might be referring to Corey Clement’s 22-yard touchdown catch in the third quarter (which you could argue was bobbling).
According to Deadpool, he got the deal for his first film in similar fashion. “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?”
Is there anything better than watching tv naked? I can't believe the bartenders haven't asked me to leave… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Not a great sight to think about.
Just once I'd like the winning coach to pose under the @Gatorade like he was in Flashdance, or Footloose, or whatever that Patrick Swayze movie was. Oh well, maybe next year… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
This one kinda is though.
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Did Deadpool successfully #DPTheSB? Which Super Bowl LII tweet of Deadpool’s was your favorite? Sound off in the comments.
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