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Panels in Poor Taste: 8/9/13 – Panda Power and Butt Shields

Charismagic Vol. 2 #4

Written by Vince Hernandez | Art by Vincenzo Cucca

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Dave: That jacket just does not go with her top. Oh and her bottom doesn’t go with her vagina.

Alex: That thong started out as yoga pants, but she got into a fight with a blender and…

Jordan: Why do I have the feeling that if I sneezed, her thong would snap?

Sean: Are her pants made out of a garbage bag?

Avengers A.I. #2

Written by Sam Humphries | Art by Andre Araujo

Dave: Vision’s new powers make me feel sick to my stomach.

Alex: Why does that Sentinel have an esophagus? This is what happens when the government designs stuff, a bunch of useless extra appendages.

Sean: Poor Sentinel, it’s probably going to get really bad acid reflux now.

Deadpool Kills Deadpool #2

Written by Cullen Bunn | Art by Salvador Espin

Alex: Yet again, Deadpool improves on evolution. PandaPool has better camo than all other pandas.

Jordan: Marvel, I demand a plushie of this immediately.

Sam: Pandapool Kills the Marvel Universe is next in Cullen Bunn’s saga.

Sean: Pandapool sounds like a pool full of Pandas. What’s that Dave? The comments have to be funny? What the f--k, nobody told me that was what I’m supposed to be…

Grimm Fairy Tales – Zombies: Cursed #2

Written by Troy Brownfield | Art by Oscar Celestini

Dave: The bottom left panel makes me sad for that zombie. He’s thinking, “did I leave the oven on?” and then shlok! Poor guy.

Patrick: Just like popping a zit.

Superior Spider-Man #15

Written by Dan Slott | Art by Humberto Ramos

Dave: I understand it’s a drawing and we all deserve some artistic freedom, but if Ramos continues to teach little girls they shouldn’t be wearing bras well…I just won’t have it!

Jordan: Mary Jane, you’ll just have to realize this: That shirt just does not fit you anymore. It’s time to trash it.

Patrick: Guys, the shirt is fine. Perfectly…..fine……sorry. Got lost in her dirty pillows.

Sean: “Mary, you need to eat. We’re all very worried about you. Yes, the fakies are rockin’, but you only weigh 90 pounds, and I just saw you get knocked down when I turned my desk fan on.”

Screwed #3

Written by Keith Thomas | Art by David Miller

Dave: Fun Fact: this is what it looked like when Vice President Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face.

Sam: At least take the hat off before you shoot him. Now it’s all stained.

Sean: So, the serial killer is obviously that lady with the blue hair, right? Cuz why else would you shoot a fucker in the head with a shotgun from point blank f-----g range?

Detective Comics #23

Written by John Layman | Art by Andy Clarke

Alex: Ladybat is duckfacing for this photo in case it winds up on Facebook.

Sam: Even with lady-bats there has to be gratuitous side-boob.

Patrick: It’s like if Smeagol f----d an infected Legolas.

Sean: “Look, Lady, I know you’re a bat, but could you please condition your hair,” was the last thing the guy right below her said.

Cyberforce (2012) #5

Written by Marc Silvestri, Matt Hawkins | Art by Khoi Pham, Sunny Gho

Dave: This is some fine “live” butchering, I must say. There’s only one way to get the freshest meat and that requires biting off fingers and yanking out intestines!

Alex: “These will make a fine sausage for later.”

Lady Rawhide #1

Written by Eric Trautmann | Art by Milton Estevam

Jordan: How much glue do you think it takes for her to keep her boobs inside that outfit?

Dave: God knows the only thing you want between you and bullets is a thick seated booty. Nah mean?!

Patrick: No better advertisement for leg day, really. “Work on those glutes and bullets will literally ping off of your hardened, pert asscheeks!”

Sean: Her rockin’ bod is a means of distracting the enemy. See how bad they are at aiming? It’s because they’re all shooting at her one-handed.

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Deadpool Kills Deadpool #2

Written by Cullen Bunn | Art by Salvador Espin

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