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Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong

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Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong


Chastity #5


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Marc Andreyko | Art by Dave Acosta

Dave: Not showing the werewolf display of genitals is a common mistake films make yet it’s so inherently important in the mythos.

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Dog: How else would he prove he’s the pack leader?


Spread #4


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Rick Spears | Art by German Peralta

Dave: Pacman just isn’t as cute in real life.

Greg: At least he’s being polite. Manners have become something of a lost art these days.

Dog: Is he murdering a rubber Todd McFarlane in that second panel?

Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong

Dave: Ah, being a teenager.

Greg: LOBOTOMY!

John: This is why you don’t mess with redheads. They go full crazy!


Game of Thrones #22


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written George R.R. Martin, Daniel Abraham | Art by Tommy Patterson

Dave: Tell your mother it isn’t fitting to use slanted shutters.

Dog: “I don’t care what time of year it is; I’ll wear white whenever I want!”


Hack/Slash: Son of Samhain #5


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Michael Moreci | Art by Emilio Laiso

Dave: Goopy face (on the right) knew he shouldn’t have joined the fight and his face showed signs of it for weeks.

Dog: That’s how you take control, Rule 63 Casey Jones!


God Hates Astronauts #3


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Ryan Browne | Art by Chris Burnham

Dave: De-Bed is an interesting sound and I can only imagine it sounds similar to a nude dick flopping in the wind.

Dog: So what, Muslims will declare jihad if someone draws a rhino’s dick?


Vampirella #6


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Nancy A. Collins | Art by Patrick Berkenkotter

Dave: Whoa whoa no need to get handsy!

John: Threesomes with two dudes never work out.

Dog: Even when they’re both artificial grape Nosferatus.


68: Homefront #3


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Mark Kidwell | Art by Kyle Charles

Dog: “What, she smelled like maple syrup and back bacon!”

Dave: The only way to get lassoed is by intestine.


Tooth & Claw #1


Panels in Poor Taste: 11/9/2014 – Goopy Face and Rhino Dong
Written Kurt Busiek | Art by Ben Dewey

Dave: This is why we don’t give acid to bears and dogs.

Dog: And while one Kool-Aid vampire is victorious, the other is left to pull his own unremitting pearl, alone.

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