Written Marc Andreyko | Art by Dave Acosta
Dave: Not showing the werewolf display of genitals is a common mistake films make yet it’s so inherently important in the mythos.
Dog: How else would he prove he’s the pack leader?
Written Rick Spears | Art by German Peralta
Dave: Pacman just isn’t as cute in real life.
Greg: At least he’s being polite. Manners have become something of a lost art these days.
Dog: Is he murdering a rubber Todd McFarlane in that second panel?
Dave: Ah, being a teenager.
John: This is why you don’t mess with redheads. They go full crazy!
Game of Thrones #22
Written George R.R. Martin, Daniel Abraham | Art by Tommy Patterson
Dave: Tell your mother it isn’t fitting to use slanted shutters.
Dog: “I don’t care what time of year it is; I’ll wear white whenever I want!”
Hack/Slash: Son of Samhain #5
Written Michael Moreci | Art by Emilio Laiso
Dave: Goopy face (on the right) knew he shouldn’t have joined the fight and his face showed signs of it for weeks.
Dog: That’s how you take control, Rule 63 Casey Jones!
God Hates Astronauts #3
Written Ryan Browne | Art by Chris Burnham
Dave: De-Bed is an interesting sound and I can only imagine it sounds similar to a nude dick flopping in the wind.
Dog: So what, Muslims will declare jihad if someone draws a rhino’s dick?
Written Nancy A. Collins | Art by Patrick Berkenkotter
Dave: Whoa whoa no need to get handsy!
John: Threesomes with two dudes never work out.
Dog: Even when they’re both artificial grape Nosferatus.
68: Homefront #3
Written Mark Kidwell | Art by Kyle Charles
Dog: “What, she smelled like maple syrup and back bacon!”
Dave: The only way to get lassoed is by intestine.
Tooth & Claw #1
Written Kurt Busiek | Art by Ben Dewey
Dave: This is why we don’t give acid to bears and dogs.
Dog: And while one Kool-Aid vampire is victorious, the other is left to pull his own unremitting pearl, alone.
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