Wolverines #2
Written by Ray Fawkes | Art by Alisson Borges
Dave: This is a really screwed up rendition of “I’m a Little Teapot.”
Dog: Some healing factor. I swear it’s been a week since that happened, and still nothing!
Alien vs. Predator: Fire and Stone #4
Written by Christopher Sebela | Art by Ariel Olivetti
Dave: Wishbones are different in outer space.
Dog: Wait, is this revealing that Predators are extraterrestrial poultry?
John: Frieza’s new form is revealed for the upcoming Dragon Ball Z movie!
Jupiter’s Legacy #5
Written by Mark Millar | Art by Frank Quitely
Dave: Well now publishers won’t want to read my handmade comic “Choo-Choo Crunchy Delight” as the premise is ruined here.
Dog: I always thought America’s railroads were built on the blood of the Chinese, not some grayscale stormtroopers.
Deep State #3
Written by Justin Jordan | Art by Ariela Kristantina
Dave: Spine tingling!!
Dog: Stop torturing Sergeant Schultz! He knows nothing!
Deadpool (2012-) #40
Written by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan | Art by Scott Koblish
Dave: Roxxon is inside Silverman’s what now?!
Dog: They had to fill the megapowerful corporate entity vacuum when Kimmel moved out.
Rat Queens Special: Braga #1
Written by Kurtis J. Wiebe | Art by Tess Fowler
Dave: How awkward. The dude on the bottom right is clearly doing some kind of tearful lover’s embrace. Maybe he was in love with the other dude’s squishy head?
John: Dave, how could you miss those eyeballs surviving the head crush? Damn those indestructible eyeballs.
Resurrectionists #3
Written by Fred Van Lente | Art by Maurizio Rosenzweig
Dave: Ain’t nothing better than a double page upskirt spread with old school panties. #1800Panties #19thCenturySwag
Dog: This comic rated T for bawdy language, psychedelic frontier violence and partial pantaloons.
BOOM! Box 2014 Mix Tape
Short in this selected panel Written and Drawn by Alexis Ziritt
Dave: I don’t know what’s more disturbing here, the flopping breasts or the fact that dragons may love doing a Dutch apple.
Dog: What about that geriatric punk’s abdominal dentures?
Ten Grand #12
Written by J. Michael Straczynski | Art by C.P. Smith
Dave: He missed the train, but boy are his arms tired.
John: He may have missed the train, but it sure didn’t miss him!
Dog: And with their revenge thus completed, the Chinese Stormtrooper railway worker ghosts never again haunted the old Number 36 line.
To cap off this week’s PiPT we’re sharing an exclusive look at a rather crude, rather funny advertisement for an indie comic we’ve reviewed more than once. Enjoy!
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