Marvel Zombies #2
Written by Simon Spurrier | Art by Kev Walker
Dave: Swiss cheese Modok is actually a lot more tender than you’d imagine. Especially with a few grapes and two 40’s!
John: Come on down to the Modok Bar-B-Q. We’ve got brisket, ribs, and some good old Modok Wings! Your mind will be tingling after you’ve eaten here!
Dog: Bloodthirsty corpse or turtle turned on its back? You decide.
Man vs. Rock: Urkel did it better …
Archie vs. Predator #4
written by Alex de Campi | Art by Fernando Ruiz
Dave: A sad Predator is the most in poor taste thing I’ve seen yet.
Robert: Inspired by Game of Thrones.
Man vs. Rock: This is how White People are treated in America!
John: Predator is Legendary!
Dog: It’s a new world, gents. Even Achie isn’t immune to eyeball ejections.
’68 Last Rites #1
written by Mark Kidwell | Art by Jeff Zornow
Dog: And there’s a twofer!
John: Seriously, do artists think bullets blow up inside of heads?
Robert: Your bullets don’t explode? You should return them.
Man vs. Rock: A tragedy, considering that Samurai had only one day left until retirement.
John: What you didn’t hear: High-Ex (Judge Dredd’s Voice)
written by Steve Niles | Art by Christopher Mitten
Dog: If only Mr. Sinister had reached out for help sooner.
Dave: “Somehow the chunks make it all the more tragic,” LeVar Burton said closing his book as the children began to cry.
Robert: Here at Panels in Poor Taste we really like our exploding heads.
Man vs. Rock: So who’s going to run the Make-a-Wish Foundation now?
John: That answer is obvious: BatKid and his trusty sidekick the Green Blaze!
Ghost Racers #2
written by Felipe Smith | Art by Juan Gedeon
Dog: Oh man, I had that He-Man slime pit toy!
Dave: Witness Gisele Bundchen’s secret: The pain room spa of Sweden!
Robert: Also inspired by Game of Thrones.
Man vs. Rock: This has to be the worst David Carradine death re-enactment I’ve ever seen!
John: Sisyphus is definitely missing from this image. #shameful
Written and art by Rob Liefeld
Dave: The pain from the dangling intestines isn’t distracting you?
Dog: Dave, phantom testicles can be a serious issue for amputees.
Robert: I’m more fascinated by the fact that he’s holding what remains of his body straight out instead of just relaxing.
Man vs. Rock: The typical reaction when you find out that Donald Trump may one day be your President.
John: Don’t hate. Just working on my gains, bro.
Dog: See? Phantom testicles.
Dave: To be fair it’s a better look on you.
Robert: … Why are we obscuring his lack of genitals with the thumb? What’s down there?
Man vs. Rock: Jared Fogle thought that no one in the kindergarten class would recognize him with the mask on. Turns out, he was wrong …
Dave: God forbid the pain when you fall after chewing off your own limbs.
Dog: James Franco he ain’t.
Robert: I’m impressed by his clean cut. Every time I bite off my arms, there’s always dangly bits.
Man vs. Rock: A really beautiful metaphor for marriage, when you think about it …
John: This is what happens when you forget to stretch or take your pre-workout
Where Monsters Dwell #2
written by Garth Ennis | Art by Russ Braun
Dave: At first I thought he’d have to sit on it (that’s where my mind always goes) but now I see it’s a chopping block for a…certain member.
Robert: Nothing I can write is going to be funnier than this comic. If you haven’t picked it up, go do so. Did I just blatantly advertise a comic in Panels in Poor Taste? Yes I did. You’re welcome.
Man vs. Rock: The most unrealistic comic I’ve read in forever. Like anyone’s going to believe that British people have pensises all of the sudden!
John: The things the British do in order to fight Ronda Rousey
Dog: Why does this week hate genitals so much?
Swords of Sorrow: Vampirella/Jennifer Blood #3
written by Nancy A. Collins | Art by Dave Acosta
Dave: Did his head twist off from the force of her blow? I’m confused.
Robert: I’m reminded of a childhood experience with a Pez dispenser.
Dog: Three Stooges, as written by Frank Miller.
Man vs. Rock: To be fair, Juggalos in Mexico usually die far worse deaths.
John: Dave, the Los Muertos have heavily invested in Chinese toys hence the reason the head has screw-like grooves. It does require a Phillips-Head in order to assemble.
Secret Wars: Batteleworld #3
written by Various | Art by Various
John: The World’s Most Unhealthy Smoothie, also known as The Deadpool Special!
Dave: Boston Terrier Wolverine will haunt my nightmares!
Robert: I just want the purple adamantium.
Man vs. Rock: 1000 Wolverines … and we still lost Vietnam?!
Dog: Even Wolver-Nixon up there couldn’t end it!
Death Head #1
written by Zack Keller, Nick Keller | Art by Joanna Estep
Dave: Later Frederick would admit the magic hands were a bit much and threw the whole hell/heaven reveal out of whack.
Robert: I’m not the only one that sees that all the demon tongues curve to the left, right?
Dog: Rob, one of the books left out of the Bible actually predicts the Rapture will begin inside a carnival gravitron ride.
Man vs. Rock: The angel was then named President of the Spokane Chapter of the NAACP.
John: The reason why all of the books and papers are blank: They didn’t have Godly pens from the Wings of an Angel!
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