Celebrate Valentine’s Day the right way with these crazy e-cards from Deadpool

Deadpool 2 might not be hitting theaters on Valentine’s Day like the original film but you know our boy Wade isn’t one to neglect our most brazen commercialized celebration of romance. If you’re a last minute sentimentalist, worry not — Deadpool’s got you covered; send that special someone in your life one of the following Valentine’s Day cards courtesy of the Merc with a Mouth himself:

Deadpool and his love of Golden Girl Bea Arthur; Dopinder, the world’s most empathetic taxi driver; Blind Al, whose affection knows no corporeal limitation and of Domino, who’s not to ashamed to admit that even her luck-based powers still make her one lucky gal to be your Valentine. Can you ask for anything better on the vaunted Feast of Saint Valentine?

Deadpool 2 hits theaters on May 18th.