By now, you’ve probably heard about Nickelodeon’s TMNT reboot, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Odds are you’re not happy about it. But don’t worry. Meat Sweats is here to make it better.
The Turtles’ newest villain, a mutant pig wielding a meat tenderizer, was revealed at the Playmates Toys booth at NY Toy Fair today, along with a more take-charge April O’Neill and a decidedly stout Splinter. Check out the gallery below for more on the Turtles themselves, life-sized weapons (that you wouldn’t think could be made in the modern day), vehicles and two monstrous play sets, one that’s gotta be at least five feet tall!
Plus new Ben 10! And Voltron!