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6 Things You May Not Know About Super Mario


6 Things You May Not Know About Super Mario

Think you know Mario? I mean really know him?

I’m not talking about Mario’s name being based on Mario Seagale, the landlord of Nintendo of America HQ back in 1980 or the fact that he’s been in over 200 video games since his creation. Or that it’s impressive you found The Minus World back in the original Super Mario Bros.

No, I’m talking even more aberrant. Matters you might find interesting, but will probably wish you never knew about Mario and his sprawling, warp-piped world. For instance:

1. A Mario by any other name…

Mario hasn’t always been Mario. In the denominative sense, anyways. And before you start reciting the chorus to Drake and Future’s “Jumpman,” let me finish. That’s because before Jumpman (Mario’s name upon his debut in a little 1981 arcade game you might know as Donkey Kong), there was only…

Mr. Video. A name that, by Shigeru Miyamoto’s own admission in a 2009 interview with, would have made Mario “disappear off the face of the Earth,” had he stuck with it. Good to see the venerable Shiggy-san had common sense to go along with his inherent gift of videogame wizardry. Although we have to admit, Mr. Video Sunshine has a certain (eerie) charm to it.

But that’s not all. Before Mr. Video, Mario was Ossan, which means “middle-aged guy,” in Japanese, claims Hiroshi Imanishi, former director and general manager at Nintendo. Apparently Nintendo just really didn’t give a damn what they called Mario, so long as people played the game.

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What could have been: Super Middle Aged Man Sunshine.

As for Mario’s redundant surname? Yeah, we know; Mario Mario is about as insipid as you can get. A name that would make most Pokemon chortle with disdain. Although in the 1983 arcade game, Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi have the surname Mario, according to Mario’s Wikipedia entry:

Nintendo has never revealed Mario’s full name, stating only that it was not “Mario Mario” despite the implication of the Mario Bros. series’ title, its use in the film, and information given in the Prima official Guidebook to Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.”

He is simply (the) Mario. That’s it. End of story. Suck it, Bono.

2. Toad should invest in Rogaine

6 Things You May Not Know About Super Mario

And to think, for all those years we thought your bespeckled, spore bearing cap was permanently attached to your stalk-like head. Poor little bald bastard.

3. Boos laugh a lot like Bowser, are based on someone’s wife

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Not seen here: Incessant nagging.

Boos, AKA “Boo” Diddleys, AKA “Boo” Buddies are the bashful phantasms with the sped-up Bowser laughs. They’re also based on video game designer Takashi Tekuza’s wife. Well, that seems a little melodramatic. Is it because she’s deathly pale, rotund in shape, and so shy that she can’t bear to look someone in the eye? Because that doesn’t sound like something to poke fun at, fellas.

Not quite. As Miyamoto explained in an interview with Nintendo Power magazine:

Mr. Tezuka got an idea about putting his wife in the game. His wife is very quiet normally, but one day she exploded, maddened by all the time he spent at work. In the game, there is now a character who shrinks when Mario looks at it, but when Mario turns away, it will grow large and menacing.”

And that was about the time Mr. Tekuza started sleeping on the couch for the rest of his days.

4. Koopa Troopas are filthy perverts

Yep, that’s right. These happy-go-lucky bipedal tortoises:

6 Things You May Not Know About Super Mario

Bowser’s seemingly innocuous minions; the same ones Mario now plays tennis, soccer, and parties with on the weekends aren’t based on some Seussian parable or even a display of herpetologic fetish, but on these guys:

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Or kappa, preternatural water creatures from Japanese myth. According to this Japanese folklore site, kappas were generally believed to be about the size of a young boy, covered in green scales, and said to be fond of cucumbers, sumo wrestling, and playing pranks such as farting loudly and looking up women’s kimonos. “Oh, those scamps,” you say. “They’re just like my Uncle Ned.” Hold on, it gets better.

Just as there are Koopas with divergent shell colors and ones who have teamed up with Mario to combat the forces of evil, so are there Kappas of differing demeanor.

Like ones who dragged horses and livestock into rivers and feasted on their entrails. Uh, okay… Or the ones who sat in rudimentary toilets and had a fetish for fondling women’s asscheeks while they attempted to s--t:

Says scholar Michael Dylan Foster: ‘The kappa’s obsession with the shiri (buttocks, hips) is made apparent in legends that describe the kappa hiding in the toilet, waiting to stroke or fondle a female victim’s shiri.’

Alright, granted we’ve all made perverted mistakes – fictitious turtle-esque river imps being no exception to the rule. Let’s just clench our shiri and read on here a little bit…

Indeed, stories of kappa raping women are common. [Yanagida Kunio, famous anthropologist] for example, reports: In a household beside the river in Matsuzaki village women have become pregnant with kappas’ children for up to two generations. When they are born, these children are hacked to pieces, put into small wine casts, and buried in the ground. They are grotesque.”

Well, that’s enough internet for one day.

And next time you watch one of those smart-assed, self-referential fan made videos lamenting about innocent droves of Koopa Troopas being slaughtered by Mario… just think about the great service he’s doing by preventing any deformed Kappa Troopa bastard babies from being buried alive in wine casts.

5. Whomps are also based on Japanese spirits

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Whomps, the massive stone automatons first seen in Super Mario 64 are derived from the nurikabe, a type of spirit in Japanese folklore. According to their Wiki entry:

[They] manifest as a wall that impedes or misdirects walking travelers at night. Trying to go around is futile as it extends itself forever. Knocking on the lower part of the wall makes it disappear.”

So this is just like the Koopa and Kappa derivation — but with decidedly less toilet rape.

6. Bowser’s kids have really bad-ass namesakes

You know Bowser’s seven spurious Koopa spawn? Turns out they’re actually based on some pretty bad-ass icons of pop-culture:

The Koopalings were conceived by various game designers who were challenged to come up with new bosses for Super Mario Bros. 3; the favourite designs were chosen for the seven Koopalings. Most of the Koopalings have wild punk hairstyles and are named after musicians. Iggy Koopa’s name comes from Iggy Pop; Morton Koopa, Jr.’s name comes from Morton Downey, Jr., while the scar star on his eye is based on KISS guitarist Paul Stanley’s makeup; Lemmy Koopa’s name comes from Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead; Ludwig Von Koopa’s name and hairstyle comes from Ludwig van Beethoven; Roy Koopa’s name comes from Roy Orbison, as do his horn-rimmed glasses; Wendy O. Koopa’s name comes from Wendy O. Williams; and Larry Koopa’s name comes from Larry King.”

Just how similar are they? Let’s take a look:

Iggy Koopa and Iggy Pop

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Iggy Koopa, the demented, mechanical genius and fourth eldest of the Koopalings derives his name from punk rocker, Iggy Pop.

Let’s see; same eye color, same puke green hair… only thing missing is a similarly cocaine whittled body, although in a sly nod, the Super Mario Wiki entry for Iggy claims, “He is very recently shown to be the thinnest of the Koopalings.” Wink wink, say no more.

Morton Koopa, Jr. and Morton Downey, Jr. and Paul Stanley

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You know, I honestly can’t tell the difference between these three photos. Nice work, Nintendo.

Lemmy Koopa and Lemmy Kilmister from Motörhead

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When you have a reference to Lemmy, the gravel-throated lead singer for Motörhead (famous for songs such as “Ace of Spades,” and pro wrestler Triple H‘s theme song) , you done a damn good thing. The only problem? They dropped the ball. Replace the iridescent mohawk with mutton chops and a protuberant mole and you’d have undeniably the best videogame villain ever.

Ludwig von Koopa and Ludwig van Beethoven

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This was the only one I actually understood as a five year old kid, and that’s only because my father used to hold up photographs of Ludwig van Beethoven and beat me mercilessly with a composer’s baton until I had learned to play the piano.

Suffice to say, I f-----g hated Ludwig von Koopa.

Roy Koopa and Roy Orbison

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According to the Mario Wiki:

Roy is sometimes depicted as a typical bully who likes beating up others (mostly Iggy and maybe Lemmy) for his own amusement. He was even known as Bully Koopa in the cartoons. In a likely reference to the “Real men wear pink” joke, Roy’s head and sunglasses are pink, as was his shell originally, although now it and his representative color is purple.”

If Roy Koopa can croon even 1/16th as impressively as Roy Orbison’s mesmeric baritone, I could give a damn less if he wore rainbow ballet slippers and sipped peach wine spritzers all game long – he is manly.

Wendy Koopa and Wendy O. Williams

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Can’t say I know a damn thing about either of them, except that Wendy O. Williams was the lead singer for a band called the Plasmatics and Wendy Koopa’s lips look uncannily similar to this lady’s.

Larry Koopa and Larry King

6 Things You May Not Know About Super Mario

Larry Koopa has been stated to be the youngest of the Koopalings. Larry King has been stated to be the most desiccated human being on television and a “testament to how even the most enfeebled, fossilized-looking bag of bones can still respire without collapsing on itself.” So this is like some sly, sarcastic Bizarro-world joke. Clever, guys!

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