Kill Shakespeare: The Mask Of Night #1
Written by Anthony Del Col | Art by J.K. Woodward
Dave: I love how this guy gets fingered, gets a chunk of meat pulled out of him, and only THEN does he look down and inspect the wound. Huh?
Dog: Why is his heart in his lower abdomen? Did his contents shift during fight?
Aphrodite IX #11
Written by Matt Hawkins | Art by Stjepan Sejic
Dave: Hey babe, I may want to slave you but I assure you all my slaves are satisfi-KRAK.
Dog: That’s not how you do the “Look over there!” gag.
Sean: “Did you say slave? I thought you said Slade, as in David, like the director of 30 Days of Night, and currently the director of NBC’s Hanni-”KRAK.
Savage Dragon #195
By Erik Larsen
Dave: Put it away because she can’t tear her eyes from it!
Sean: You think his thing has a fin?
Dog: And he forgot to study for the big test!
Russ: So that’s why Malcolm Dragon’s forearms are so big.
B.P.R.D. Hell on Earth #120
Written by Mike Mignola, John Arcudi | Art by Laurence Campbell
Dave: That is an uncircumcised penis monster. Your argument is invalid.
Dog: Is it … robbing a bank? Do mohels charge per square inch of foreskin?
Sean: You know that expression “my dick ran away”? Yeah.
Drumhellar #6
Written by Riley Rossmo and Alex Link | Art by Riley Rossmo
Dave: Thanks to Rossomo we now know what sex ala acid trip looks like.
Sean: I have no idea what’s going on, but I’m incredibly aroused.
Dog: Man, it’s all pixelated. So much for stealing Psychedelic Cinemax.
The Wicked + The Divine #1
Written by Kieron Gillen | Art by Jamie McKelvie
Dave: Snap. Crackle. Pop.
Dog: “West Side Story: A Compton Players Production”
Sean: I have no idea what’s going on, but I’m incredibly aroused.
Original Sin #4
Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Mike Deodato Jr.
Dave: Little Joey is going to cry when he see’s that middle finger Black Panther is flipping!
Dog: That’s actually the Wakandan symbol for “respect.” The symbol for “honor” is a pelvic thrusting motion in the general direction of your mom. It’s a little known fact that the country was founded by 15-year-olds.
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