Scroll down to see the worm man, side boob, and much much more debauchery from many publishers including Marvel, DC, Valiant, Dark Horse Comics and Image Comics!
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱
Hyperion #2
Written by Chuck Wendig | Art by Nik Virella
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dog: I don’t know; Tree Face Tendril Man seems like a natural for the carnival freak show.
Man vs Rock: Everyone knows that Aunt Flo always ruins the dunk tank at the carnival …
Dog: Oh calm down, this happens every time it rains.
Dave: Worm man wanted to help, but stuffing orifices was just not a hot commodity in the hero business.
Man vs Rock: Remember folks, when you don’t use Prego® Pasta Sauce, your whole family suffers. Choose Taste. Choose Prego.
Nick: *puts down fork into plate of spaghetti brought to work for lunch* *sighs*
Divinity II #1
Written by Matt Kindt | Art by Trevor Hairsine, Ryan Winn
Publisher: Valiant Entertainment
Dave: Meth. Not even once.
Man vs Rock: Cue Barry White. That purple bud is gonna find a new flower to call home…
Nick: Missed a perfect opportunity to hit back with “Chicken Butt.”
Dog: “What?” is actually mauve tulip person for, “OH MY FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID YOU RIP MY TORSO OFF OW OW OW SHIT!”
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩
Poison Ivy: Cycle of Life #4
Written by Amy Chu | Art by Robson Rocha
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: Poison Ivy has side boob so epic it’s actually full boob!
Dog: I couldn’t see past her varicose stems.
Man vs Rock: Don’t look at it! Don’t you dare look at his 80’s mohawk! Remember folks, cosplay is not consent…
Nick: Cut Poison Ivy dialogue: “That’s what she said.”
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💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀
Bloodshot Reborn #12
Written by Jeff Lemire| Art by Lewis LaRosa
Publisher: Valiant Entertainment
Dave: Stress dolls are getting way more realistic!
Man vs Rock: Okay, fine! Maybe I should start looking for chiropractors that don’t live in dumpsters…
Dog: But that’s where most of their training comes from!
Leaving Megalopolis: Surviving Megalopolis #4
Written by Gail Simone | Art by J. Calafiore
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Dog: “I mean, does nobody in this town curb their serial killers?!”
Dave: The foldable man was a huge hit with the kids. Well until the knee bone split from his flesh. Then it was frightening.
Nick: That’s when Ethan decided that hot yoga just wasn’t for him.
Man vs Rock: I stepped right in her guts… as I gently dipped my testicles into her open mouth…
Ewwww? The best gross panel of the week 💀
Chew: Demon Chicken Poyo #1
Written by John Layman | Art by Rob Guillory
Publisher: Image Comics
Dog: Looks like algae got into the pressure washer.
Dave: “Hark, the apocalypse will bring bees, the undead will rise, and fountains of puke will be ridden. Yes surfboards should be acquired!”
Nick: We need an old priest, a young priest, and a whole lot of wet wipes.
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