Week twelve of PiPT in the year 2016 means weird bear creatures, eyeballs getting threatened and more!
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱
Circuit Breaker #2
Written by Kevin McCarthy | Art by Kyle Baker
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Dolls are different in Japan.
Dog: Frank Castle’s First Law of Robotics.
Lisa: School mascot training 301: Knife skills.
Nick: It’s not every day you get to wear the face of your potential killer as a backpack.
Man vs Rock: I wish I could rent that guy out the next time another one of my friends announces they’re having a baby.
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩
Star Wars #18
Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Leinil Francis Yu
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Dave: Close your legs C-3PO. You’re drunk.
Nick: At least leprechaun R2-D2 is digging it.
Man vs Rock: Glad the comics are making up for the noticeable lack of droid sex in The Force Awakens.
Dog: But it looks like someone fubared the code for “Gang Bang.” It apparently does not compute.
Lisa: Leia rocks a Fu Manchu stache and all hell breaks loose.
Best Comments from Reddit (r/Comicbooks):
💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #57
Written by Kevin Eastman, Bobby Curnow & Tom Waltz| Art Tom Waltz
Dave: The butt chin is a huge facial reconstruction thing with the Krang people.
Lisa: Looks like the scrubbing bubbles got into the crank again.
Nick: Dust mites feel pain, too.
Dog: After people, horseshoe crabs became the dominant, sentient organism.
Man vs Rock: So that’s what this Planned Parenthood fuss is all about …
Written by Warren Ellis| Art by Declan Shalvey
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Do you see now?!
Nick: Eye ball gore theater showing a bit of cinematic class. Nice.
Lisa: Old school Lasik is scary.
Dog: The shooter didn’t realize that all members of the Isosceles Triangle Gang have trained, prehensile pupils. Foiled again!
Man vs. Rock: And that, Colossus, is how I met your mother…
Harley Quinn #27
Written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti | Art by John Timms
Publisher: DC Comics
Dave: The “skewer” sound effect is especially satisfying with a good piece of meat.
Dog: Practice safer sex. Always wear a D-Cap.
Nick: This wouldn’t have happened if they used instant replay.
Man vs. Rock: America lost some of its best minds at the Juggalo fair that day …
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