Everyone loves sharks, metal, and the devil, right? Of course you do! So this means you should check out the Kickstarter for Metalshark Bro!
Off the coast of Bali, a shark is chillin’ and looking for a bite to eat. Enter Beelzebra, the douchey nephew of Satan. On a whim, this douche interrupts this chill fish, transmuting him into a heinous anthropomorphic shark with a penchant for brutal murder. Thus is born METALSHARK BRO! All caps ’cause it’s so damn METAL!
Our boy, MSB, finds this situation totally heinous and not agreeable in the least. Beelzebra promises to return Metalshark Bro back to normal if MSB collects (i.e. straight up kills) some sell-your-soul contract breakers.
MSB is down with that, hunting and murdering ain’t nothing new to him. So off he goes, tracking down the poor saps and they’re going down like groupies. Things are going as smooth as a power ballad until our finned fiend tracks down some old dude who lives at the top of some huge cliff. Cliffs of Insanity huge. MSB thinks this dude’s going to be another pushover, but this pesky old bat is schooled in black magick and forces Metalshark Bro into a LSD-inspired battle across the ether! Fear and Loathing in Mordor!
Even with all his wizard-y powers, he’s no match for MSB and is severly slain. With his work done, MSB can almost taste the sweet, salty sea. However, Beelzebra, douche-bag supreme, goes back on his promise and refuses to return MSB back to his natural fishy state. Naturally, our hero vows revenge against his treacherous creator. That’s when things get really crazy!
It’s a classic shark meets demon, demon transforms shark, shark vows vengeance on demon story.
You know you want to throw your money at this project, so let me share with you some of the goodies that areup for grabs when you support Metalshark Bro. $10 will get you the digital version of the comic, but I know there are still purists our there like me who wants to hold a physical book in their hands to smell and chew on if you are hungry. $25 will get you the physical book and your name in the “thank you” section of the book. You can donate as little as $1 up to a $1000 which will land you the only Metalshark Bro cover in existence. It will look gorgeous on your wall when you have company over, so jump on it!
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