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WWE enlists the help of Maury Povich to find the father of Maria Kanellis’s baby

You are not the father.

Monday night RAW had quite a few surprises this week: Mayor Glenn Jacobs winning the 24/7 Championship, AOP vignettes, the return of Kane, and The Fiend attacking the big red machine. But perhaps most mysterious of all is the revelation by Maria Kanellis that her husband, Mike Kanellis, is not the father of her baby.

Maria confronted Mike in front of the entire locker room, humiliating him and claiming that Ricochet was the father. This lead to a match between Ricochet and Mike, which resulted in a quick win for Ricochet and further humiliation for Mike when Maria appeared to declare that Ricochet was in fact not the father.

So then who is the father? Well according to Maria, Rusev! The Bulgarian brute hasn’t been seen for some time and he’s sporting a new look with his porn star mustache. He also appears to have lost significant weight.

Mike Kanellis is besides himself with grief and Maria doesn’t appear to be willing to tell the truth anytime soon. Thus, it looks like WWE has decided to turn to the Sherlock Holmes of solving paternity mysteries — Maury Povich.

Maury is famous for the line “You are not the father,” but it looks like he’s only got two words for Maria for now, “PATERNITY TEST!”

Does this mean we’ll soon be seeing Mike and Maria in a talkshow session with Maury on RAW to determine the father? God I hope so.

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