Connect with us
Panels in Poor Taste: 10/31/14 -- Spider-Humping and Gutter Minded Goblins

Comic Books

Panels in Poor Taste: 10/31/14 — Spider-Humping and Gutter Minded Goblins


Axis: Carnage #1


axis-carnage
Written Rick Spears | Art by German Peralta

Dave: ♫ Pop goes the eyeball! ♫

Listen to the latest episode of our weekly comics podcast!

Dog: Look out behind you, Carnage! You’re about to get West Side Storied!

Russ: Sure, he might have a glass jaw and slack eyeballs… but hot damn can that man’s left cheekbone take a punch.


Saga #24


image02
Written Brian K. Vaughn | Art by Fiona Staples

Dave: Spider-love is so misunderstood.

Dog: The only scene I remember from the Spider-Man musical.

Jordan: I can imagine Brian K. Vaughan accidentally wandering onto a furry site and then thinking: “Oh my god! I have great idea for a scene in my comic!”

Russ: Sam Raimi’s proposed Spider-Man origin for the reboot was a little too Sam Raimi for the movie execs’ taste.

And couldn’t Spider-Woman have the common courtesy to give the guy a spinneret to asscheek strum? Selfish.

image00

Dog: That’s not a cervix.

Dave: This guy has been hanging out at the Raiders of the Lost Ark costume department too long.

Jordan: The guy was just too hot for her.


Deathlok #1


image03
Written Nathan Edmondson | Art by Mike Perkins

Dave: You know it’s bad when Disney is sticking Under Armour ads into their comic books.

Dog: Activewear for the unstoppable murdermachine on the go!

Jordan: Mustang?! Dammit, why isn’t my car responding?


Bunker #7


image04
Written Joshua Hale Fialkov | Art by Joe Infurnari

Dave: You need to pull the knife out and stick it back in, none of this gross turny turny, yuck!

Dog: More unnecessary periods than a lesbian nun with a club foot.

Like what we do here at AIPT? Consider supporting us and independent comics journalism by becoming a patron today! In addition to our sincere thanks, you can browse AIPT ad-free, gain access to our vibrant Discord community of patrons and staff members, get trade paperbacks sent to your house every month, and a lot more. Click the button below to get started!

Comments

In Case You Missed It

AfterShock First Look: Bylines in Blood #1 AfterShock First Look: Bylines in Blood #1

AfterShock First Look: Bylines in Blood #1

Comic Books

'Batman' #115 sets things up very slowly 'Batman' #115 sets things up very slowly

‘Batman’ #115 sets things up very slowly

Comic Books

'Refrigerator Full of Heads' #1 is a triumphant return for Hill House Comics 'Refrigerator Full of Heads' #1 is a triumphant return for Hill House Comics

‘Refrigerator Full of Heads’ #1 is a triumphant return for Hill House Comics

Comic Books

'The Death of Doctor Strange' #2 is bold and even a bit haunting 'The Death of Doctor Strange' #2 is bold and even a bit haunting

‘The Death of Doctor Strange’ #2 is bold and even a bit haunting

Comic Books

Connect
Newsletter Signup