Freaky fifth is what they call the fifth in a row and that’s where we’re at with PiPT this week. Check out our favorite of three categories below!
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? WTF of the week 😱
Written by Jim Zub | Art by Steven Cummings
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: “Always look someone in the eye” is really good, but difficult advice right now.
Nick: Nice to see that the boss from the second level of Altered Beast is staying busy.
Patrick!: Man, Street Fighter is really getting weird and desperate in its old age.
Lisa: This is why I will never have Lasik surgery.
Man vs. Rock: Sorry, you can’t take the giant killer alien home from the shelter until it’s been neutered, little Timmy.
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Sexytime of the week 🏩
Street Fighter X G.I. JOE #1
Written by Aubrey Sitterson | Art by Emilio Laiso
Dave: The boob tucked tie look never caught on in America largely due to the boob sweat dry cleaning bills.
Patrick!: I’m pretty sure there are places you can pay girls to get dressed like this, and beat the crap out of you. If any of you know of any of these places, hey, drop us a line!
Lisa: That’s one hell of a windsor knot!
Nick: Nice to see that Power Girl’s business clothing line is doing well.
Man vs. Rock: Snake Eyes beats that poor woman to a bloody pulp, and no one does anything? Snake Eyes needs to be hauled away immediately … and signed by the Oakland Raiders!
💉 Is that blood? Gore of the week 💀
Venus #3 (of 4)
Written by Rick Loverd | Art by Huang Danlan
Publisher: BOOM! Studios
Patrick!: You thought Michael Phelps won all his races fair and square. NOPE. EYEBALL SQUISH.
Lisa: Never tell a ginger they have no soul. They take it personally.
Nick: Someone should tell that guy to just walk it off and grab a couple eyeballs from our first panel.
Man vs. Rock: When will the white-on-white violence finally end?
Cry Havok #2
Written by Simon Spurrier | Art by Ryan Kelly
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: Boris knew tearing his nannies in half was wrong, but dag nabbit, his penis was so darn tiny!
Patrick!: “…and that’s why we hunt the wild boar son. For Judkins.”
Lisa: These toys suck! I pull them apart and can’t put them back together.
Nick: Having the best barbecue in St. Louis requires certain sacrifices.
Man vs. Rock: Stephen King’s “Babe” just didn’t relate to child audiences like the original did …
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